Funny Jokes

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.