Funny Jokes

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?

Joke: How do you know when your hallucinations are getting better?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.

Joke: What do you get if you take the red dot off of the Japanese flag?

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?