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Joke: A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.

The bartender freaks out, "What are you doing?!?!"

The blind man replies calmly, "Oh, just having a look around."


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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?


Punch line: The hood (fume hood).


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Joke: Why was the broom late?


Punch line: It overswept!


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Joke: A man goes to church and tells the priest "Father, I almost cheated on my wife."

The priest asks him "How do you almost cheat on your wife?"

The man says "Well, me and the woman were naked but we just rubbed against each other."

The priest looks at him disgusted and says "Rubbing is the same as putting it in. Never do it again, say five Hail Mary's and put $100 in the donation pan."

The next time the priest sees the man he is infuriates "You didn't put $100 in the pan!"

The man looks at the priest disgusted and says "I rubbed the money against the pan, and rubbing is the same as putting it in."


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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!


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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked her keys inside of her motorcycle.


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