Joke: What is the definition of a farmer?

Joke: Why are corners the best place to be when it's cold outside?

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?

Joke: Did you just pick your nose?

Joke: A cheap man goes to a restaurant with his wife and son. When he gets in he asks the host "How are your prices?"

The host replies "Well kids eat free."

The man replies "My son is really hungry, he's going to have three plates."

Joke: Why does the blonde put perfume all over her ankles?