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Joke: A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks them for 2 tattoos. She wants a Christmas tree on one of her thigh and a turkey on the other. When they finished the tattoos the artist asked her why she got those tattoos.

She replied 'My husband always complains that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.'


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Joke: How does a farmer address a turkey problem?


Punch line: With cranberry sauce.


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Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?


Punch line: A gummy bear.


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Joke: Where does the general put his armies?


Punch line: In his sleevies!


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Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.


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Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H2O. The physicist asks for some H2O too. The physicist later dies.


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