Math Jokes

 

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Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?


Punch line: Multi-ply.


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Joke: Different professions consider the behavior of a missile differently:

A mathematician will calculate where the missile will land.

A physicist will explain how the missile got there.

An engineer will just stand there and try to catch it.


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Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?


Punch line: The integral of 3x2 from 0 to 'Ho!'.


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Joke: Do you want to hear a math joke?


Punch line: I'll tell you in a 1/cos.


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Joke: Why did the mathematician want the 20011 square foot house?


Punch line: It was prime real estate (20011 is prime).


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