Math Jokes

Joke: If a pizza has a radius z and height a, what would its volume be?

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 a beer, etc. The bartender hands them two beers to share. The mathematicians say "Are we all supposed to share this?"

The bartender replies "Guys, you have to know your limits."

Joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?