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Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
Punch line: When it is down to a quarter.
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Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?
Punch line: He was seeing spots.
10 ratings2 saves
Joke: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?
Punch line: Wet!
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Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?
Punch line: Because it beat upon the shore.
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Joke: How do roosters awaken?
Punch line: With an alarm cluck.
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