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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
(Keep this going as long as you possibly can.)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!


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Joke: A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.

One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.

So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"

She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Never mind, I don't want to get sick.


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