Jokes For Kids

Joke: What has a bottom at its top?

Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?

Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?

Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"