Clean Jokes

Joke: Which stores have the most attractive baggers?

Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"

Joke: why did the laptop feel cold

Joke: What is faster than Egypt ?

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!