Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?

Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?

Joke: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.