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Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?


Punch line: He was tipping his cow.


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By jena

Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?


Punch line: So far, so good!


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Joke: How do you fix a broken pizza?


Punch line: With tomato paste!


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By DiY

Joke: Toothbrush: Sometimes I feel like I have the worst job. EVER! Toilet paper: Yeah right!


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Joke: What does a piano, a fish, and glue have in common?


Punch line: You can tune a piano but you can't tune-a-fish! What about the glue? I knew you would get STUCK on that one!


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