Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.


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Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H2O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H2O'? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.


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Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?


Punch line: Get off my level!


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Joke: Why are so many chemists alcoholics?


Punch line: They know that alcoholic beverages are solutions.


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Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?


Punch line: Half-life!


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