Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?


Punch line: They are in a ground state.


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Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.


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Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H2O. The physicist asks for some H2O too. The physicist later dies.


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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?


Punch line: He's amino acid.


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