Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: A blonde woman walks into a library and walks up to the librarian. She tells her "I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

The librarian, slightly annoyed, tells her "Honey, this is a library. Not a McDonald's."

The blonde, extremely embarrassed, whispers "I'm sorry. I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."


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Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?


Punch line: Tell her a joke on Friday.


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Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."

Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"


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Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?


Punch line: The winner of last year's hide-and-go-seek game.


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Joke: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?


Punch line: She was trying to make up her mind.


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