Riddle of The Day

Question: You are walking down a dark alley at night. Suddenly, a man jumps out of the shadows with a gun. He tells you "I am here to kill you. Tell me one wish. I will not fulfill it, but I will kill you. If you say the right thing, you will be saved." What do you say?



Joke of The Day

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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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