Question: Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look.
Why is this?
Answer: It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?
Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?
Answer: On the north pole.
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.