Question: What is older than Obama, sits still as stone, but in some people's eyes is more appreciated than the president's home ? Hint: HIS nickname has Two words and starts with H and the second with A.
Answer: Honest Abe XD His Statue sits still :)
Question: You come across a Native American tribe and the leader wants to kill. He tells you, you can say your final words. If you tell the truth you will be burned at the stake. If you lie he will shoot you. What do you say to ensure survival?
Answer: You will shoot me