Question: Farrah left her key under the mat and when she came back she lost it.The painter said he painted the wall ,the security said she didn't know, annd the janitor said he cleaned the floor. Who took the key?
Answer: The janitor did because he is the only one who cleaned under the mat.
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?
Answer: A ship or a boat. Life here is the ocean.
Question: During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February, it's the shortest month after all.
Question: When is 99 more than 100?
Answer: A microwave.Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
Question: The more you add, the less it weighs.