Question: A man walks into an art museum and stares at a painting.When a guard walks up and ask him why he is so interested in the painting he responds with"brother and sisters I have none but that mans father is my fathers son"who is the man in the painting?
Answer: it is the son of the guy looking at the painting.I can't explain you will get it in you own time just like me.
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: Why Can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom
Answer: Because the p is silent
Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?
Answer: A ship or a boat. Life here is the ocean.
Question: During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February, it's the shortest month after all.
Question: When is 99 more than 100?
Answer: A microwave.Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.