Question: How many seconds are in a year?
Answer: Only 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, etc.
Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!