Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?
Answer: The panda eats shoots and leaves. (Eats food, shoots manager, leaves restaurant.)
Question: A town builds a bridge, but this bridge can only hold three people at a time or it will collapse. One night, a baker, a flourist and a butcher go on the bridge, and it collapses. Why did it collapse?
Answer: One night , as in a knight , goes on the bridge with the other three people, therefore four people go on the bridge making it collapse.