The Suspicious Panda

Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?

Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?

Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?

Question: During what month do people sleep the least?

Question: When is 99 more than 100?

Question: The more you add, the less it weighs.