Plane Crash

Question: Bill was a Pilot. He was going to retire. But before he retired he wanted to do one more flight over the Atlantic Ocean (Other people were on the plane). Bill crashed (To no surprise, he was 94) and every single person on the plane died. The next week Charlie Marcial was interviewed on a T.V. show. He was famous because he survived Bill's last plane crash. How is this possible?

Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?

Question: During what month do people sleep the least?

Question: When is 99 more than 100?

Question: You have a glass of water that looks about half full. How can you tell, only using the glass of water itself, if the glass is half full or not?

The glass is a right cylinder.

Question: What goes through towns and over hills, but never moves?