Question: A man works at a high security facility. He goes to work in the morning on his computer. He types in his password, but it is incorrect. He remembers that the password changes every month, so he calls his boss. The man says, “Boss, the old password is out of date.” The boss replies, “Yes, the new password is different. But if you listen closely, you will figure it out. It has the same amount of letters, but no spaces.” The man thanks the boss and types the password in immediately. What was the new password and the old password?
Answer: The old password is “out of date,” and the new password is “different.”
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: Why Can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom
Answer: Because the p is silent
Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?
Answer: A ship or a boat. Life here is the ocean.
Question: During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February, it's the shortest month after all.
Question: When is 99 more than 100?
Answer: A microwave.Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.