Irresistible

Question: I can distract you and I can hurt you. You always check me out regularly. What am I?

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Question: What tastes better than it smells?

Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?

Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?