Question: what can go up a chimney down but cant go down a chimney up
Answer: Umbrella, if its down it will fit. If its up it wont
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?
Answer: A ship or a boat. Life here is the ocean.
Question: During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February, it's the shortest month after all.
Question: When is 99 more than 100?
Answer: A microwave.Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
Question: The more you add, the less it weighs.