Question: Two men went into a restaurant. They sat at a table and the waiter came by and asked, "What do you want to drink?"
The first man said, "I'll have H20."
The second man said, "I'll have H20 too."
The second man died.
Answer: The second man said "I'll have H20 too." This sounds just like "H202" and H202 is a hydrogen paroxide which is deadly when drank.
Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?
Answer: She told the man he could not go up stairs