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Question: Two men went into a restaurant. They sat at a table and the waiter came by and asked, "What do you want to drink?"
The first man said, "I'll have H20."
The second man said, "I'll have H20 too."
The second man died.
Why?
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By Bist
Question: People see through me, but none pass through without killing me. I can be anywhere, and can be seen double or single. What am I?
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Question: What tastes better than it smells?