Short Riddles and Answers

Question: Two men went into a restaurant. They sat at a table and the waiter came by and asked, "What do you want to drink?"

The first man said, "I'll have H₂0."

The second man said, "I'll have H₂0 too."

The second man died.

Why?

Question: There are these polar bears. And one day they decide to go fishing. So they go out on the ice, they cut a hole, and they sit around it. They catch 2 Karp and 7 Blue Gill. They say, that was some good fishing. Let's roll the dice. They role a 4 and a 3. How many polar bears were there?

Question: Sam's father have ten sons. 1st son is called One. Second son is called Two Third son called three . Fourth son called four and fifth son called five. Sixth son called six and seventh son called seven. Eight son called eighty and ninth son called nimer. What is the tenth son's name

Question: An ant gets onto one end of a tight rope that is 1 meter long. The ant is traveling at 1 centimeter per second, but the entire rope is being stretched an extra 1 meter (1,000 centimeters) a second (it can be stretched forever).

Will the ant ever reach the other end of the rope?

Question: I can fly like a bird not in the sky which can always swim and always dry. I say goodbye at night and morning hi I'm part of you what am I? I follow and lead as you pass. Dress yourself in black my darkness lasts. I flee the light but without the sun. Your view of me would be gone.