Good Riddles

Question: What is heavy one way and not the other?

Question: Bill was a Pilot. He was going to retire. But before he retired he wanted to do one more flight over the Atlantic Ocean (Other people were on the plane). Bill crashed (To no surprise, he was 94) and every single person on the plane died. The next week Charlie Marcial was interviewed on a T.V. show. He was famous because he survived Bill's last plane crash. How is this possible?

Question: Your driving a school bus and you pick up five kids and to get back to the school you have to turn right twice straight for three miles then make a left and drive four more miles straight and your there, but what's the color of the bus driver eyes?

Question: what is a bud inside the house and flower outside the house

Question: Say you roll five dice and get a one, a two, a three, a four, and a five. Your sum would be six. Rolling all threes would give ten. Rolling a two, four, two, four, and six would be zero. Rolling a two, three, four, five, and six would be six.

What would you get if you roll a three, a four, a one, a five, and a four?