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Question: Whats a question that gets asked a lot and has many different answers to it.
Answer: what's your name?
Question: There are 4 houses a pink house which a pink person live there and a green house which a green person lives there and a orange house which a orange person lives there and there's a white house who lives there?
Answer: The president. The president lives in the white house!
Question: You come home and open the door to find Fred dead on the floor with a puddle of water and glass around him. How did he die?
Answer: Fred is a fish and he feel out of his tank
Question: Railroad crossing with out any cars can you spell that with out any r's?
Answer: T-H-A-T. Can you spell THAT with out any r's
Question: Your driving a school bus and you pick up five kids and to get back to the school you have to turn right twice straight for three miles then make a left and drive four more miles straight and your there, but what's the color of the bus driver eyes?
Answer: Your eye color.you were driving that bus which makes the bus drivers eyes whatever color your eyes are.