About: I love math. I want to be an accountant, I averaged about 4 hours of math everyday when I was a little kid.
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Question: People always need me but always give me away. What is it?
Answer: Money.
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Question: A nonliving thing that cries for a reason and yet, I am seen all around every season. What am I?
Answer: A siren on the firetruck.
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Question: If I am buying 9 for $1, 18 for $2, 125 for $3, and 1222 for $4, then what am I buying?
Answer: House Numbers. $1 per digit.
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Question: What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
Answer: Parents.
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Question: When you're given one, you'll have either two or none?
Answer: A choice.
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Question: What word begins with letter H, but add it with W and it becomes another word yet pronounced just the same?
Answer: Hole. It becomes 'whole when added by letter W.
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Question: What falls but never breaks, and breaks but never falls?
Answer: Day and Night.
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Question: It's a question you can ask all day long and get completely different answers although these answers could be correct. What question is it?
Answer: What time is it?
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Question: There were 3 men playing on a field playing a game. The guy that had the lowest score won the game. How is this possible?
Answer: They were all playing golf.
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Question: How many people from each team are on the basketball court when the game is in session?
Answer: 5 people/5 teammates. Point Guard, Shooting Guard, Small Forward, Power Foward, and the Center.
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Question: If the day before yesterday was the 12th, then what is the day after tomorrow?
Answer: The 16th.
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Question: How does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
Answer: In the dictionary. H comes before V in the alphabet.
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Question: How can you leave the room with 2 legs and come back in the room with 8 legs?
Answer: You leave the room, bring a chair, and come back in the room with another student.
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Question: There were 2 monkeys named Zachary and Blake. Blake was eating a banana. Why did Zachary also eat a banana?
Answer: Monkey see monkey do.
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Question: There were a group of 6 people outside in front of a store. 3 of them were standing under an umbrella, while the other 3 didn't have anything with them. Who is getting wet?
Answer: No one was getting wet, because it was not raining.
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Question: How many sides does a circle have?
Answer: 2 sides, the inside and the outside, not counting how many flat sides does it have.
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Question: It's payday today and if you get paid with it, you wouldn't be happy. What am I?
Answer: Nothing. You always want a good check when you work.
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Question: What is the only question you can never answer?
Answer: What is it like to be dead?
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Question: What is it that can get served but can't get eaten?
Answer: A tennis or a ping pong ball.
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Question: What is it you can throw but you cannot catch? There are 7 correct answers possible.
Answer: A party, a feast, a celebration, a fart, an attitude, a question, a joke.
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Question: If one of something is not enough for it and three of something is too many for it, then what is the only thing you can form using two of something?
Answer: One pair.
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Question: Using 16 coins, how can you make $1 by using pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters? Hint: There is only 1 quarter.
Answer: 5 pennies, 6 nickels, 4 dimes, and 1 quarter. 5+6+4+1=16 coins.
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Question: It runs when I run and stops when I stop. It only works when you set it and then stop it. What am I?
Answer: A stopwatch.
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Question: If a year has 365 days and a leap year has 366 days, then according to time, how many days in a year would have 24 hours?
Answer: 363 days. When daylight savings time starts, that day would consist of 23 hours of time, because the clock advances an hour and when the daylight savings time ends, that day would consist of 25 hours of time, because the clock goes back to the standard time.
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Question: What is it that you have that no one else has?
Answer: YOUR mind/YOUR brain.
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Question: One day, a woman was walking through the woods and there were a group of 5 kids and a man with music. At that moment, it was quiet. The man said to the kid that moved, "sit down." All of the other kids were dancing when the music played and they all won. The woman walks away and goes about her business. What just happened?
Answer: All the kids were playing "Freeze Dance."
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Question: How much does it worth to shoot a free throw in a game of basketball?
Answer: They're free.
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Question: Use the numbers 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and 8 and the symbols (x) and (=) to form a true equation. Note: Each number and symbol is to only be used once and no extra number or symbol is included.
Answer: 64x8=512
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Question: Find the five digit number in which the first digit is one half of the the 4 fourth digit, the second digit is one fourth of the last digit, the fourth digit is 3 times the second digit, and the third digit is the first digit plus 4.
Answer: 32768. The first digit, 3 is half of the fourth digit, 6. The second digit 2 is one fourth of the last digit 8. The fourth digit, 6 is 3 times the second digit which is 3x2, and the third digit is four more than the first digit which is 3+4 which would be 7.
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Question: When the answer I give is yes, it is no, and when the answer I give is no, it is yes. What is the question?
Answer: Do you mind?
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Question: If 2=8, 3=27, 4=64, and 6=216, what does 9 equal?
Answer: 9=729, 9x9x9 because every base number that is given is multiplied by a power of 3.
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Question: It is always bought when you're hungry, but it doesn't get eaten. What am I?
Answer: A plate.
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Question: I have 6 faces and 21 eyes, but can't see a thing. What am I?
Answer: A dice.
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Question: What is in the middle of five?
Answer: Four. Think of Roman Numerals.
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Question: What is it that people love, but then it doesn't have no love for people?
Answer: The streets.
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Question: There is one thing you can look at and if you get another one it will never be the same as any other one. What am I?
Answer: A snowflake.
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Question: How can you take 9 away from 8?
Answer: You can't take 9 from 8. You will end up with a negative result.
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Question: What is the last thing you take off before going to sleep?
Answer: Your feet off the floor.
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Question: I am a 3 letter word spelled with 3 different letters, and if you reverse the spelling of the word, it will sound the same. What word am I?
Answer: War/Raw.
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Question: What word would the numbers 3, 18, 21, 19, and 8 in that chronological order spell?
Answer: Crush. Think of the alphabet and the number order the letters of the alphabet come in. 1=A 5=E and etc.
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Question: If there are twelve cats after one mouse, what time is it?
Answer: 12 after 1.
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Question: How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Answer: Only once because as soon as you subtract 10 from 100 it now becomes 90, therefore you wouldn’t be subtracting 10 from 100 anymore, you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
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Question: It dies when it's hot, exists when it's cold, you can touch it, but you cannot bounce it, and it doesn't give you any gold. What am I?
Answer: A Snowball.
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Question: What is it that the world has, but yet no one that is alive knows about it?
Answer: Everything. The world has everything, but there's no way anyone is going to know everything about everything.
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Joke: Which three words go together?
Punch line: To-get-her.