Hard Riddles and Answers

Question: I am something, a lot of people don't like me, including you,but I'm called upon anytime one is injured. I like playing with pregnant women, I'm a 5 letter word, and if my last letter is put before first letter, I become a name of a country, WHAT AM I? IF U GET THIS, U'RE INDEED A GENIUS.

Question: You are in Italy for a holiday. You book a hotel. You go a room. It has only a pair of socks, a light bulb, a TV, a remote, a bag and a phone. You search for the English Channel. How do you find it?

Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?

Question: A ship was travelling in a sea. What is the name of the captain? The answer is in the question.

Question: 3 rich guys walk into the bar one man walks out rich how is this possible

Question: I am almost nonexistent through sorrow, yet am frequent through happiness. I have no contact, yet I am contagious. What am I?

Question: if last year "shoe" was written with a "s" how do we wright it today

Question: I can easily impale meat, And also can withstand the heat of a charcoal burning fire.

Question: The remote is hidden in a valley with two t's at the end a u in the middle a b at the start, Where's the remote?

Question: What goes through towns and over hills, but never moves?