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Question: What do you call two banana peels?
Answer: A pair of slippers!
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Question: Why was the piano on the porch?
Answer: Because he forgot his keys!
Question: Why did Phillip think he was built upside down?
Answer: Because his feet smelt and his nose ran!
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Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?
Answer: So she could suck all the "seamen" out.
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