Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: Without fingers, I point,
without arms, I strike,
without feet, I run.
What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Question: Thirty men and only two women, but they hold the most power.
Dressed in black and white, they could fight for hours.
Who are they?
Hint: They live on a board.
You are their lord.
Answer: Chess pieces.
Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Question: No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin.
Answer: Penguins live in the Antarctic (south), not the Arctic (north).
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