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Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: How do you fix a broken tomato?
Answer: With tomato paste!
Question: What animal can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Any animal -- a house can't jump.
Question: What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?
Answer: Count Spatula!
Question: Why do cowboys ride horses?
Answer: Because they are too heavy to carry!
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