Good Riddles

Question: John got trapped in a cage. His parent are going to be beheaded. And his girlfriend is next. Who will he save first?

Question: If Paul was born on September 17, 1948, then what year is Paul's birthday?

Question: ***What can so easily be broken and could never be spoken?***

Question: You got a trophy that was two feet tall and your friend got a trophy that was 1 yard tall. Did you get 1st or 2nd?

Question: What beats but inflicts no pain?