Good Riddles

Question: 2 Kingdoms are at war. The 1st kingdom are almost out of soldiers. One soldier managed to get in front of the king of the 2nd kingdom, but he didn't kill him. Why?

Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?

Question: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Question: How can a pants pocket be empty but still have something in it?

Question: Can you finish this pattern? j, f, m, a, m, j, j, a, s, o, n, _?