Good Riddles

Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?

Question: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Question: How can a pants pocket be empty but still have something in it?

Question: Can you finish this pattern? j, f, m, a, m, j, j, a, s, o, n, _?

Question: John got trapped in a cage. His parent are going to be beheaded. And his girlfriend is next. Who will he save first?