Good Riddles

Question: What did the blanket say to the bed?

Question: Anyone can dig a ditch, but it takes a real man to... finish the sentence.

Question: A cheap man and his wife decide to go on a trip for their 10th anniversary. They go to Brazil and while touring the rain forest his wife falls off of a bridge to her death.

Shortly after her death one of the flight attendants on their flight sees a report on her death on television. She immediately calls the police and tells them the man murdered his wife.

How did she know?

Question: I am the universe's complex elegance, I am everywhere...I am created through suffering, inspiration, joy, and even despair. I am born as an idea, and then presented to the human eye. However, unlike living things, I can never die. What am I?

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the Idiots House) Knock Knock* Whose there? .................