Question: Your driving a school bus and you pick up five kids and to get back to the school you have to turn right twice straight for three miles then make a left and drive four more miles straight and your there, but what's the color of the bus driver eyes?

Question: Whats a question that gets asked a lot and has many different answers to it.

Question: A man in tights is knocked out by a rock next to him.The rock did not touch him.What happened to him?

Question: A man pulls over and goes into a building.He came back with a bucket of water,he dumps it on the sidewalk.Why did he pour the water on the sidewalk?

Question: What is at the begining of the end, the start of eternity, at the end of time and space, was in the middle of yesterday but is nowhere in tomorrow?