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By jena
Question: What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?
Answer: Count Spatula!
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Question: How did the farmer mend his pants?
Answer: With cabbage patches!
By funnybwoyjev
Question: How many ears make a leap year?
Answer: None. Our ears cannot make leap years.
Question: Which veggie plays sport?
Answer: Squash.
Question: Why was the piano on the porch?
Answer: Because he forgot his keys!
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