Question: After Timmy broke his leg he had to use a wheelchair. For PE, he had to give his teacher an excuse note. The teacher ripped it up and told Timmy to run with the other kids. Suddenly, Timmy felt a kick in his leg that was in a cast. No one had kicked him. Timmy was so mad he got up and walked to the other kids to asked who kicked his leg. Timmy was so excited when he realized he was walking that he ripped off his cast. Just then Timmy... Finish the sentence
Answer: Woke up because he was dreaming.
Question: A photojournalist entered a dangerous cave to take some pictures. Suddenly the cave starting shaking. The journalist had to run out but forgot which way he got inside. There are 4 tunnels leading him outside. Tunnel 1: Poisonous bats that will kill you immediately. Tunnel 2: Heat from underground that will burn anyone. Tunnel 3: Toxic gas that will kill any kind of animal. Tunnel 4: Radioactive plants that will destroy you in one touch. Which way is safe?
Answer: Tunnel 3. The gas kills any kind of animal, but you're a human.
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