Logic Riddles

Question: What is the best way to stop a dog from barking in, and digging up the front yard?

Question: A Florida man is running down a hall with a piece of paper. The lights flicker and he falls to the ground in tears.

What happened?

Question: There was three elephants who were about to leave the home. They only had one umbrella. They all try to fit under that on umbrella. When the elephants reach their destination, none of them are the slight least wet. How could this be possible?

Question: Why is a room full of married people like an empty one?

Question: I work in a battle of wits. The battle is again with only two while an army each has. Each must take a turn in stratagem but to win the leader must die. What am I?