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Question: How did the farmer mend his pants?
Answer: With cabbage patches!
Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?
Answer: A bellybutton!
Question: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
Answer: To draw the curtains!
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Question: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
Answer: A water bed!
Question: What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?
Answer: Count Spatula!
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