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Animal slug (medium)

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By jena

Question: What sort of animal is a slug?

Answer: A snail with a housing problem.

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Question: Why was the calendar worried?

Answer: Its days were numbered.

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Whale time (medium)

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By goldenapollo1

Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?

Answer: So she could suck all the "seamen" out.

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Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?

Answer: Because they have hollow-weenies.

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Dough Boy (medium)

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Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?

Answer: Because he has dough-nuts!

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