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Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?
Answer: Because they have hollow-weenies.
Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?
Answer: Because he has dough-nuts!
Question: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Question: Why was the piano on the porch?
Answer: Because he forgot his keys!
Question: Why doesn't the elephant use a computer?
Answer: Because it is afraid of the mouse.
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