Funny Riddles

 

By jena

Question: What is the difference between a horse and a duck?


Birthdays (medium)

By jena

Question: What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

Question: If you are Canadian when you go into the washroom and your Canadian when you come out of the washroom. What are you when you are in the washroom?

Question: There was a dancing juggler performing everyday from Monday to Sunday,from 8 Am to 7 PM straight. At 6:50 he was performing his act in New Jersey, so he was dancing while juggling 8 eggs; 3 were raw, the other 2 were hard boiled, where were the other 3?

Gorilla names (medium)

By jena

Question: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?