Funny Riddles

Question: Why was the student's report card wet?

Question: What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

Question: What do you call a thieving alligator?

Question: What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

Question: If you are Canadian when you go into the washroom and your Canadian when you come out of the washroom. What are you when you are in the washroom?