Sad, sick, or sloppy I'll help you out,
Use me right and I'll cover your snout.
What am I?
Answer: A tissue.
Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?
Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?
Answer: On the north pole.
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Question: Look at my face, I am somebody. look at my back, i am nobody. What am I?
Answer: I am a mirror
Question: I have 6 faces and 21 eyes, but can't see a thing. What am I?
Answer: A dice.