Funny Riddles

Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Question: If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you.

What are we?

Question: What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?

Question: Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look.

Why is this?