Funny Riddles

Question: How far can a dog run into the woods?

Question: You are awoken at 3 A.M. by a knock on your door. Your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast. You are confused but quickly think of what food you have. You have bread, jam, butter, and eggs. What do you open first?

Question: A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel.

How did he find it?

Question: My shallow hills are the faces of kings.
My horizon is always near.
My music sends men to the grave.
My absence sends men to work.

What am I?

Question: What two letters can spell the word candy?